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Gavin McInnes suggests Spider-Man’s Dr. Octopus should rebrand

Hey Dr. Octopus, my son and I were just watching a cartoon of you. In this episode, you spent “months” masterminding a plan to steal a five million dollar ruby. Months? Five million dollars? Why the fuck does Kool Keith like you so much? You are an IDIOT. Look behind you. See those eight robotic arms you invented? Patent them. The construction and military contracts alone would make five million dollars look like a kooky weekend in Rio.

How could you not know that? Is patenting your invention not evil enough? Fine, take the money you make and use it for evil. Take over some African country and I don’t know, use human beings for drug testing or some shit like Kim Jong-il does. There. You just made another $100 billion.  Read more...

So you can properly outfit your superheroes

What’s the secret to a good superhero? Take a look carefully and you’ll see that any hero worth his or her salt has a pretty kickass costume. (Plus some sort of superhuman ability/ridiculous gadgets) Now, we all know that a cape and a mask are pretty key parts of a superhero costume, but what about the cuffs and gloves? Where does Spidey keep his webbing? How does Buzz Lightyear contact Star Command? And don’t even get us started on Wonder Woman’s bracelets.

So when we saw these superhero cuffs at No Time for Flash Cards, we knew this was a mom who knows what’s up.

Following the No Time for Flash Cards Model, you’ll need:  Read more...

• Empty toilet paper rolls
• Foam sheets (Allison at No Time for Flash Cards used stickey-backed foam sheets, but you could always glue gun)