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There’s no way a grown man in a bunny suit isn’t terrifying, right?
We had fun finding creepy chocolate bunnies, but at least you could eat those. That most likely defeats the evil. But while we were looking for creepy edible bunnies, we came across these. And excuse us for our second Donnie Darko reference, but you just want to ask these guys, “Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?” Enjoy, or not. Maybe don’t show these to your kids.
Alice! Do not follow that thing down a rabbit hole! Wherever this guys lives ain’t no Wonderland.
“Oh you like those Cadbury Mini Eggs? Me, I like the babies. They’re so tender. That’s my favourite Easter treat.”
“Hi kids! Would you like to see the Bunny’s power saw?”
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Who could resist these seasonal treats?
For the most part, bunnies are adorable. When in chocolate form, they’re also delicious. But as our pal Frank up there can attest, bunnies can also be a little bit terrifying. And just as the Elf on a Shelf showed us that sometimes well-intentioned toys creep us right the eff out, some chocolate bunnies are just as creepy. It’s usually in the eyes. Here are some of the creepy bunnies we came across. Are they to be avoided at all costs, or consumed quickly so as to end their creepy presence?
Unexpected musculature.
Is that a natural reclining position for a bunny? We’d take a nibble off of its ears, but we’d worry it would bite back. Its creators were aiming for a Guinness Record.
A bunny fit for Mad Eye Moody?
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