What we’re reading today:
1. Some lesbian mom schooled her homophobic mayor about what a family is and what it takes to get through life: love.
2. Maybe we were too quick to judge the girl Lego, but did it have to be those Barbie shades of pink and purple? And haven’t boys and girls always mixed their gendered toys together? G.I. Jones riding My Little Ponies etc.?
3. Kids are watching pornography at age 11… because they’re curious about sex and not getting the answers they want in school.
4. A tiny Hamilton woman just gave birth to a giant baby, like 11 lbs 11 oz giant. Whole family looks good and healthy though!
5. Darth Vader conducts a flash mob choir. Can you imagine if he and Santa teamed up? A lump of coal in your stocking is a pretty weak threat compared to the Force choke.


