Gavin McInnes of streetcarnage.com did some pretty fun stuff before he became a dad
I wrote a list of things you have to give up being a dad. It goes like this…
Fatherhood is the phase after the STDs and vomit phase and it rules. However, you should only embark on this journey after you’re sure you got your YA YAs out because you have to give up about a hundred things.
Here are the Top Ten…
1- NO OGLING
2- NO FEMALE FRIENDS
3- NO NUDITY
4- NO SNACKING
5- NO SPONTANEOUS PARTYING
6- NO HARD DRUGS
7- NO DEVIL’S MUSIC
8- NO MORE TV
9- NO BEATING OFF
10- NO BAR FIGHTS
Explanations of each on GQ.com
Here are a few I forgot to include:
11- NO MOTORBIKES
