Megan Pettit shares stories from a new mom
I might take some flak for saying this but here it goes: toddlers are assholes. They are demanding, volatile, moody, selfish assholes. Don’t get me wrong, I love my 19-month-old son, but if he was a friend I would avoid his calls.
Most of the time Jr. is very loving. He gives lots of hugs and kisses and smiles at every person on the street. We have fun at the park and under the sprinkler. George and I have an unspoken competition going on to see who can make Jr. laugh more.
It’s all smiles and giggles until the toddler does not get his way. Gone are the days when we can distract him from eating/destroying something by giving him a bright, loud toy. Each toy now gets approximately four seconds of my toddler’s time before he launches it across the room. The bright colours and noises are clues that they are items he should be playing with, which is why he zeros in on the unassuming remotes, cellphones and books with only words in them.

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