What we’re reading today:
Former Price is Right host Bob Barker wants all the elephants out of Canada. “Canada is no place for elephants. It’s too far north. If we can get all of the elephants out of Canada, they’re gonna be much happier,” he said. He specifically wants Lucy from the Edmonton Valley Zoo moved to California, but when asked, he said that moving the Toronto Zoo’s three elephants would be a “step in the right direction.” Via Toronto Star
Why can’t one-hit-wonders just collect their royalties and be happy drifting into obscurity? No, Billy Ray Cyrus had a talented daughter who needed to be known. OK, that’s way unfair. Sorry Billy Ray. In next month’s issue of GQ, Cyrus opens up about his divorce and not knowing the right way to guide his daughter. With Miley’s various scandals, he seems to have to swoop in and take the heat off his daughter. It’s too much and it’s all Hannah Montana‘s fault.
