Gavin McInnes wants your kid’s birthday party to be awesome
I hate kids parties. It’s a bunch of beta male dads in orange socks talking about politics and the whole thing makes me so uncomfortable, I usually just beg my way out of going in the first place.
That being said, my wife throws about the best kids parties in the world. Our kids are 3 and 5 and I can’t wait until they turn 4 and 6. I obviously enjoy our parties more because it’s my peeps on my turf but I honestly think there is some magic in the parties my wife throws that other kids parties don’t have.
Here are 10 things she does that make her parties way more than bearable:
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While we could just tell you to have your kid’s birthday party at the Art Gallery of Ontario because it’s superfun, we figured we’d get a little more specific. Here are our top five reasons why you should book a party at the AGO:
1. It’s cold out there. Any hope of an outdoor extravaganza have officially been kyboshed by Old Man Winter. Set your kids’ imaginations loose in the most active and exciting indoor venue possible. Think fierce crafts, seriously fun games and plenty of exposure to some of the world’s most influential art.
2. They make for lasting friendships. Creative projects provide the best platform for teamwork, and the relationships formed around the craft table are often the most enduring, productive and happy. Read more...
The AGO is one of Toronto’s most unique cultural spaces, housing a collection of art and artifacts spanning from 100 A.D. to the present. This makes it an unbeatable destination for an imaginative and fun-to-the max birthday party, one your kid will not soon forget. What could be better than partying among the ghostly masterpieces of the Maharajah, the glittering tombs of King Tut, and the hi-tech installations of today’s leading artistic minds? Doing it all for free, that’s what!
Since we believe that the best birthday parties should incorporate some creative opportunities as well as a few surprises, we’re extending the chance to win an epic birthday celebration at the AGO!
This post originally appeared on Today’s Parent, who seems to like the way we party. We like that they like the way we party. Our Today’s Parent blog is called Bunch Likes to Party.
You’ve carefully found a theme and some great activities for your kid’s birthday party. You and the birthday boy or girl have negotiated a menu that’s fun without being all sugar. Invites are out and now all that’s left to decide is the loot bags. Arrrrgh loot bags. Like you really want to buy character-branded plastic bags and fill them with random dollar store items, right? Like other parents really want more of that stuff lying around. Like the kids will play with that stuff for more than five minutes before it gets lost in the crack of the couch. Not to worry, we’ve thought of a few alternatives :
This post originally appeared on Today’s Parent, who seems to like the way we party. We like that they like the way we party. Our Today’s Parent blog is called Bunch Likes to Party.
There’s something special about hosting your kid’s birthday party in his or her own backyard but what the heck are you going to do to entertain the hordes until their parents come pick them up? Look no further, friends. We’ve got your back.
